Terms of Service

The boring legal stuff you probably won't read anyway 📜

Last updated: I don't remember actually hehe
TL;DR: Don't be a jerk, don't break the law, and we're cool. But seriously, read this stuff.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using noirepsy.com, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, well... there's the door 🚪. We're not forcing you to be here.

2. Service Description

We provide free subdomain services. That's it. We're not your hosting provider, your tech support, or your therapist. We just point your subdomain to wherever you want it to go.

3. Acceptable Use

DON'T BE THAT GUY. Here's what you CAN'T do:
  • 🚫 Illegal activities (duh)
  • 🚫 Spam, phishing, or malware
  • 🚫 Adult content or gambling
  • 🚫 Hate speech or harassment
  • 🚫 Copyright infringement
  • 🚫 Cryptocurrency mining or scams
  • 🚫 Anything that makes us look bad

4. Account Termination

We can terminate your subdomain for any reason, anytime. It's free, remember? You get what you pay for. But we're not monsters - we'll usually warn you first unless you're being really stupid.

5. Disclaimer

This service is provided "as is" without any warranties. If your subdomain goes down and your startup fails, that's on you, not us 🤷‍♂️.

6. Privacy

We collect minimal data (email, subdomain, target). We don't sell your data because honestly, who would want to buy it? Check our Privacy Policy for details.

7. Changes to Terms

We might update these terms occasionally. We'll try to notify you, but let's be real - you probably won't read the updates either 📧.

8. Contact

Questions? Complaints? Love letters? Hit us up on Telegram. We might even respond if you're nice about it.

Pro tip: Following these terms isn't just legal compliance - it's basic human decency. Try it sometime.