Privacy Policy

What We Collect

Here's literally everything we store about you:

• 📧 Email address - For notifications (shocking, right?)
• 🌐 Subdomain name - Kind of the whole point
• 🎯 Target URL/IP - Where you want it to point
• 📅 Request timestamp - When you submitted
• 📝 Status updates - Approved/rejected/pending

That's it. No tracking pixels, no behavioral analytics, no "anonymous" user IDs. We're not trying to build a profile of your deepest desires.

What We DON'T Collect

• ❌ Your browsing history
• ❌ Your location data
• ❌ Your device information
• ❌ Your social media profiles
• ❌ Your mother's maiden name
• ❌ Your credit card info (it's free, remember?)
• ❌ Your deepest fears and insecurities

How We Use Your Data

Revolutionary concept: We only use your data for what you gave it to us for.

• ✅ Setting up your subdomain
• ✅ Sending you status updates
• ✅ Preventing abuse
• ✅ Complying with legal requests (if we absolutely have to)

Data Sharing

We don't sell your data. We don't trade your data. We don't even talk about your data at parties. Your email stays between us and our email service (Resend).

Data Security

Your data is stored securely. We use industry-standard practices, which is a fancy way of saying "we're not idiots." But let's be real - if someone really wants your subdomain request data, they probably have bigger problems.

Your Rights

You can:

• 📧 Request a copy of your data (all 5 fields of it)
• 🗑️ Ask us to delete your data
• ✏️ Correct any mistakes
• 🚫 Opt out of emails (but then how will you know if you're approved?)

Cookies

We don't use tracking cookies. The only cookies here are the ones you're probably eating while reading this. Enjoy them, they're probably more interesting than this policy. 🍪

Changes to This Policy

If we change this policy, we'll update the date above. Revolutionary notification system, we know. We're basically the Apple of privacy policies.

Contact Us

Questions about privacy? Concerns about data? Just want to chat? Hit us up on Telegram. We promise to respond with the same level of sarcasm you've come to expect.